Originally aired: Monday, November 7, 2011
1) Black Friday has turned into Black Midnight: stores will open at midnight Thanksgiving night.
2)Some parents who don't want to vaccinate their children are turning to lollipops that have been licked by children infected with the chickenpox.
3) Gay penguins will be broken up and forced to mate with lady penguins at the Toronto Zoo - nooooooo!
4) New pillow, with heartbeat, caters to couples in a long distance relationship.