Ring My Belle
1. First Lady Michelle Obama beats Ann Romney in Family Circle magazine's cookie bake-off contest. A writer for Jezebel asks the question: why are we still having women do this in 2012?
2. My favorite headline of the day: Woman Caught Riding a Manatee Turns Herself In. YES.
3. A handful of registered sex offenders in California are suing the city they live in, because they've been banned from putting up Halloween decorations or giving out candy.
4. A woman in the DC airport is told she can't bring her big handle of vodka through security, so she cracks it open and passes it around. At 7:30am. Cheers!Listen >