Originally aired: Tuesday, May 22, 2012
A beautiful female Olympian can't get a date because she wants to stay a virgin until marriage, and she can't find any guys who will accept those terms. // ROSS-COLORED GLASSES: Powerful Catholic groups are suing the Obama administration over Obamacare's requirement that employee health coverage must include contraception. Dave thinks he can settle the fight between the two groups. Also, A North Carolina pastor says gay people should be put in pens. Dave disagrees. // A man is in trouble for hitting a 10-year-old kid who was being disruptive with his friends in a theater. This guy went way too far. Still, how do you handle situations like this? // Dave is psyched about the debate over capitalism that Cory Booker set-off with his comments this weekend. He says the Dems should give Republicans everything they want. Also, our favorite Hollywood Republican (Bruce Willis, duh!) is not psyched about Mitt Romney.