Originally aired: Thursday, July 5, 2012
Dave Boze fills-in for Luke Burbank. // A Florida lifeguard got fired for helping save a man whose life he wasn't being paid to guard. // R. Kelly says he got the idea to divorce his wife after seeing The Notebook. Dave Ross is not surprised to hear this, even though he doesn't know who R. Kelly is. // The Republican governor of Michigan broke rank with his party and vetoed bills that would have required voters to show their IDs before casting ballots. // A North Carolina lawmaker hit the wrong button last night while voting and accidentally approved a measure to advance fracking in her state. // ROSS-COLORED GLASSES: Aggressive mountain goats have been harassing hikers. Dave Ross tells of the times he's had to deal with wild goats. // Dave Ross has a Courtney Stodden update, for some reason. // Some guys in Tacoma got in trouble yesterday for firing real guns instead of fireworks. That reminds Dave Boze that the 4th of July, at its core, is a redneck holiday.