Ring My Belle
1. A dead woman's will requests that her healthy dog be euthanized and then cremated and buried with her body.
2. Two brothers, of opposite political leanings, got a surprise call from their mother on C-SPAN telling them to stop fighting.
3. The young man who was looking for a a woman named Elizabeth to go on an around-the-world trip with him found his gal.
4. Never go on a diet with your partner. It won't work for one of you. Listen >